Hello

it is nice to meet you

my online friends

And lovely to chat to friends I’ve met for real

admonished for meeting up with strangers

not even Skype or the telephone

to check they are not imaginary

Perhaps even axe murderers or paedophiles

a poor example of safety to the children

So come on Twitter

keep me on the straight and narrow

Send me back to the telephone

Or at least Skype so I can see my predators

before I say

hello!