All for a bit of fun and a day off from writing my own blog (!), sent to me via email by a friend Ian G @gladbags with Semantic Dementia, proving even people with dementia still have a sense of humour… Enjoy!
but I didn’t get to use mine.
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SEX AT 73
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 73
I’m so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street.
I don’t even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message,
“I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.”
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can
give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that,
by the time you’re old enough to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.
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God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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Please pass msg to Ian: “Thanks for sharing PWD Perspective. Am posting your blog entry with this week’s “PWD Perspective” newsletter at https://paper.li/f-1408973778. Also your blog is now added to PWD matrix at http://truthfulkindness.com/about/links/. Again, thank you for sharing. — Full legal name Truthful Loving Kindness”
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Thanks Tru x
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Made me smile. Thank you! 👏👏👏
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Kate, Does Ian have a blog for me to add on PWD Perspective? — Tru
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no… not yet Tru!! Working on him though 🙂
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