All for a bit of fun and a day off from writing my own blog (!), sent to me via email by a friend Ian G @gladbags with Semantic Dementia, proving even people with dementia still have a sense of humour… Enjoy!

 

My wife and I had words,

but I didn’t get to use mine.

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SEX AT 73

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,

informing me that I can have sex at 73

I’m so happy, because I live at number 71.

So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards.

And it’s the same side of the street.

I don’t even have to cross the road!

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Answering machine message,

“I am not available right now,

but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call,

you are one of the changes.”

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses

without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can

give without remembering

and take without forgetting.  

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The irony of life is that,

by the time you’re old enough to know your way around,

you’re not going anywhere.

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God made man before

woman so as to give him time

to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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